Letter No. 110: Grace Santa Maria
Dear Grace Santa Maria,
I write you mostly as today as after you discovered my many endeavors you asked me to write you a letter and you provided me your mailing address. However as I’ve written only a small number over a hundred letters you’re in nothing short of amazing company who’ve received letters I’ve written. You’re among world leaders, fashion designers, fortune 500 companies and even Yeezy. One day I hope my letters are akin to when the Pope “splashes” people with holy water. I’m not sure he does that, but in any case.
Additionally included with my “Pope splash-esque” letter is an equally great polaroid of model’s shoes from a shoot recreating the style of Japanese photographer Yonehara Yasumasa for the art/photography/design book I’m currently developing thru my Cherry Collaborative. I know from both personal experience in the office and now today following you on tumblr that you seem to have a fetish for shoes. Hopefully leopards as well.
Naturally when Cherry Collaborative blows up I expect you to jump ship and join the effort in whatever is you do.
I began this letter first pondering how it is you have three names all that, I’m gathering, are aside from your middle name. I would refer to myself as Chandler Jay Easley but the formality seems even far too pompous for me. I’m in need of a hyphen-less double last name.
Santa Easley, if you will.
You’re a marketing person, right? Make it happen. I need a press release big cat. Additionally I’ll need you in exchange for this letter and polaroid to help develop a letter for payment service. Celebrities and corporations will pay one time or continual sums for actual letters directed to them or simple name drops.
Naturally if you broker this letter for payment service well I’ll break you off. Rich off cocaine type bread. With our success will be able to start a letter service firm Project3000. 3000, the year when we’ll be so rich from this we will be able to control the world’s paper supply. People we don’t fuck with will be forced to blog not because it’s the future and print media is dead but because we won’t give them our paper.
Let me know when you start.
Sincerely,
Mr. Chandler Santa Easley
P.S. I’ll expect a return gift, I accept most gift cards, cash, fuji professional film in 35mm/120/Quickload formats, cannabis, and food/beverage or a combination of any or all.
